Keep your friends close and your vape closer. This retractable lanyard holder is for adult vapers who lose their vape approximately 47 times a day. Wear it round your neck, keep it within reach and end the sofa-search drama. Sweary, silly and surprisingly useful. Vape not included, obviously.

• Retractable lanyard keeps your vape within reach

• Sweary wording for gloriously forgetful adult vapers

• Wear it round your neck at home or out

• Funny Secret Santa gift for mates and partners